Aug 04

Findom Phone Sex On Niteflirt $ Tributes and Summer Shopping + Photos!

PorshaAvi4WordpressHey fags!

I know I haven’t really been adhering to My findom duties and tending My garden of paypig losers on Niteflirt the past week or so. I’ve pretty much been out enjoying summer and spending your money on things for MEEEEEE! The whole point of all of this is so I can do whatever the fuck I want and you losers will wait until you’re acknowledged, right? Well, count your blessings because I’ll be picking up the phone on Niteflirt this week and today I am blessing you with photos of My shopping spoils from last week!

First, I decided I needed some new summer dresses so I went on a little shopping spree and blew your cash on 8 new summer dresses. Aren’t they adorable and super vibrant? I’m a girl that likes some color in her wardrobe during the warmer months! Naturally, I look fab in them. And I really would love to show you pictures of how perfect I look in them, but I’ve made something of My life and therefore do not indulge your jerkoff fantasies by having pictures of Myself splashed all over My ferocious, sexy, bitchy, fabulous empire on the interwebs. You’re lucky that you’re getting this much.

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Then I got these little yoga mat sling flip-flop thingies. And OMG! They’re far from the fabulousness of My fall and winter heels and fuzzy boots, but they’re the perfect summer shoes! They are so so so comfortable and appropriate for the 100+ degree weather we’ve been having. I am not apologizing for one fucking moment for the perfect comfortable, casual, summer flip! I paid for these with Porsha’s great Amazon slush fund that you idiots fill with gift cards on the regular.

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And then I decided I was not done shopping for summer dresses, so I went and picked up a few more little super comfy pieces before I had a giant, Indian feast with Dr. B! They’re perfect walking-to-the-pool ensembles for Me!

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And then I finally ordered some sporty sandals for the collection. It was getting a little impossible for me to chase the Princess pups around in My favorite platform flip-flops that Error got for Me and I really needed something more practical for this impossible weather. It’s also helpful to have something sporty and practical when someone drags Me out to the fucking hill country where paved driveways are a fancy thing for city folk and I have to squash scorpions in self-defense. I personally think these sandals are a bit on the lesbian side of footwear, but I think that’s all sport sandals. Right? And the lesbians really do have it right when it comes to practical footwear. But wtf lesbians? These sandals were almost $90? Never fear! I also paid for these out of Porsha’s great Amazon gift card slush fund!

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I also had loads of late-night Starbucks, funded by stevie, and I ate out with the gays pretty much every night. Summer has been in full swing here! I hope you’ve been having fun at your bullshit, office jobs. I love it that you corporate slaves toil for My freedom! (Really. I do. I love it so so so so much!) But you guys are going to have to keep up! I kicked the marine boy toy to the curb and the big, macho, butch, sexy guy that was waiting on the sideline as My “friend” has started making his play. He’s like 6’4 and all big and manly. HOT! I’m sure that’ll get interesting quickly. Plus, Me and the gays are starting our new community service initiative! All women of leisure have community service initiatives! I love you losers! Call Me on Niteflirt!

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