Alright boys, it’s time for you to find out why I’m the baddest homewrecking Domme on Niteflirt …
July 2015 archive
Every now and then I get a lovely little sign from the world that I am The Best Domme on Niteflirt and that being The Ultimate Findom is exactly what I was always supposed to do. Today was one of those days. The stars and planets aligned in The House of Porsha and I got a golden opportunity to show some much-needed love to one of My own. And the beneficiary of My love and largesse was none other than the one who put Me on the map all those years ago, top dog!
Many of you know Me well. And you know that the dog days of summer are a slow and lazy season for Me. I retreat to a casual wardrobe of long, summer dresses and flip flops for late nights filled with casual slander over hookah, coffee, and fiction novels. I subsist almost entirely on green smoothies, avocados, and roasted artichokes. I quietly feed on My lusty lovers from Niteflirt, but I’m always softer and more muted during the scorching months of summer. Nothing is ever urgent.
101, much as it pleases Me to see that you’re living in a sad, little hovel with a bathtub fit for a small, homeless, Asian boy, THIS SUCKS. This is beyond terrible. What the fuck has happened to you? This isn’t even in the same universe as your previous efforts. Nobody wants to see your stupid, pasty, Jewish ass rolling around on the bathroom floor slapping yourself and tweaking your nipples – least of all Me. And perhaps you need to look up the fucking definitions of “humiliation” and “debasement.” While you should certainly be humiliated that you made this ridiculous monument to your own idiocy and inadequacy, nothing in this video turd bowl approaches submission or selflessness in My world.
To be clear, YOUR DEBT…
“Porsha isn’t regularly billed as a Hypnodomme. It’s a shame because Her mindfuck talent is second to none and Her erotic hypnosis mp3s are better than anything I’ve heard from anyone that claims to be a Hypnodomme. Porsha’s erotic hypnosis mp3s are how I initially fell into Her deep end. My life still hasn’t recovered. I’m not sure it ever will.”
– stupid whispers
Hey faggots! All of this cum isn’t going to eat itself, so get on your knees for the hottest cum-eating instruction audio online. I know you boys are hungry for some hot, sticky cum, so I’ve organized My collection of cum-eating instructions and forced bi audio mp3s for your humiliation and pleasure. Browse the complete collection of My Cum-Eating Instructions Audio and Forced Bi mp3s HERE (or click through to see the listings below!)
By now, almost all of you morons know that I’m a huge NBA basketball fan and that the way to My heart is paved with courtside tickets. Everyone knows that basketball is an easy in and super likely to get Me to acknowledge your existence. And as the result of My passion, most of you have been converted to de facto Spurs fans. But what do you get the Princess that already has everything?
Stevie is a total fuckup, that much is true. He’s been whoring around the financial dommes of the internet for as long as anybody ever has, sticking his gross, little snout into anything he can find …
Anyone that has been involved in findom for any amount of time will tell you that there are roughly 50 Dommes on the entire internet that can really fuck you over. And as one of My new recent favorite piglets, who has been involved in findom for 10+ years said, “that’s a generous number.” And anyone that has ever darkened the door of findom on Twitter will tell you, there are about 5 findom accounts on Twitter worth reading mixed in with the accounts of about 97,889,945 welfare queens begging for $5 gift cards and $2.99 thongs from Amazon. To make matters worse, there are about 3 wallets hanging around over there among roughly 56,873 entitled and completely broke losers that try to trade retweets for attention. Twitter is basically the craigslist of findom, except that on craigslist you probably have a better chance of getting paid …
To discuss My supremacy when it comes to Poppers Forced Intoxication would be to repeat the established facts. I am the undisputed Queen of Poppers Forced Intoxication and I defend My title each and every time I lay down a Poppers Forced Intoxication session for you silly fucks. I’m so brilliant that I inspire you little pleasure pigs to pick up a pen and write reviews. And we all know that getting you little morons to do anything other than play with your pricks is a feat. Here’s another one from kimmy …