As many of you know, I am single and available. I wasn’t sure what it would take to impress Me on a date, but last weekend I was given some clarity on the matter. On Thursday night, Error called and asked if he could take Me to the Spurs game on Saturday night. I said yes and he dropped $1000 on courtside seats. The seats were so close that I think I got some sweat on Me.
Of course, if you ask Me out, you might want to make sure that you’re not so fucked up that you fail to consider the coming ice storm that will make sure your ass doesn’t drive or fly anywhere near Me. In that case, I’ll wind up going to the game with someone else that wants to sit next to a cutie courtside, like I did on Saturday night.
It’s such a shame that he missed out – because I totally looked like I should be sitting courtside. And truth be told, I’m glad the little fucker didn’t make it because I might be married and pregnant otherwise. Seriously, it would have been a perfect date. As it turns out, I love the Spurs and I love being spoiled rotten. But you guys already knew that.
PS – I changed My Twitter screen name, so you’ll have to check in with Me @ForcedIntoxDiva
Oh, and I know you guys have been getting all worked up over the sight of my manicured, little thumb – but seriously, try not to be so fucking pathetic. xx
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