One of the best parts of being one of the best and most successful Financial Dommes online is that I get pretty much whatever I want. Obviously I’m extraordinarily well-equipped to take care of Myself in the vanilla world without you losers, but I fucking love spending money. So unlike your wives and whatever trailer park barbie you were paying before, I get to constantly buy really, really, really, amazingly nice things. And most of you guys know that I’m super serious about My femininity game and that I fucking LOVE expensive makeup. My life coach says I should be nice and do professional makeup for busted bitches. But I totally had to tell her that there was no fucking way I was contaminating My brushes or My super expensive makeup stash with random bacteria or gross skin oil from random skanks. Occasionally I’ll go through My stash and give away things I’m not using to lesser women, but that is fucking rare. Anyways, you guys know I’ve had My eye on this $415 set of makeup brushes for a while now. Obviously, I got what I wanted. And again, I’m not about to turn this into some stupid makeup brush review. Instead, I’ll use it to illustrate a point about you idiots and why you hate your wives. So gather round, morons …
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