Europe fucking loves Me. Really, everywhere loves Me. (Stop Me when I start to sound Trumpy.) But I have a particularly strong relationship with the degenerates of the EU. They really know how to party. And normally, I don’t use this forum to discuss politics and current events. But today, I will make an exception. It is almost exclusively My job to relieve the men of the world from thought (and their money.) So to My lovers across the pond, I am here for you. And I fully support you in getting wasted and jerking your troubles away. Call Me. I’ll make you forget your wife’s name. If things go well, you’ll probably forget your name too. xx – Porsha Rajal
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Ach du Lieber Himmel…. Wo bin ich? Wer bin ich? (dials again)
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I’m sorry Europe. I had to go to the grocery store. I’m back now. xx
Porsha loves me. I have a great relationship with Porsha. This comment is tremendous, first rate, and luxurious. Any other comment is a loser. I’ll tell you what we’re going to do. We are going to block any other commenter that thinks they’re better. And they’re going to pay for it. If they resist, we are going to block them ten times harder. This I guarantee you.
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Jesus Christ.
sad for brussels.
they are lucky to have you goddess.
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Your mother should have had an abortion. xx
I’m prepared to vote for anyone but Trump. I dare say Porsha would be much better received by the world.
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Porsha for President? I like the ring of that.