I Turn Pigs Into Bacon.
Feb 16
It’s good to be back in the pen.
Meet My new Dick. He’s totally fucked.
His wife is going to be totally blind-sided.
But don’t call it a comeback … I’ve been here for years.
xx – Porsha Rajal
Feb 16
This sensual domination, erotic adventure is one of My all-time favorite fetish, audio clip productions. You definitely need this in your life. And it’s almost a full, 30-minute JOI party! This clip is almost free at the moment, but that won’t last long. You can listen to it …
Feb 16
Happy Belated Valentine’s Day, boyfriends! I typically don’t deal in the trivial business that is half-dead flowers from some horrid megamart and cheap chocolate, wrapped in tacky, cardboard hearts. I tend to believe that every day of the year is Mine, except Valentine’s Day. I firmly believe Valentine’s Day is the day you pretend to want to bring your wife presents or take the beast to dinner before you pretend to want to fuck her in the name of obligatory holiday sex. Obviously, all of that is fucking gross.
But I do want to thank Myself for some exceptional gifts. (Technically you guys paid for all of it, but you pay for everything. So that’s not news.) Specifically, I got Myself a bunch of new makeup brushes that were on an epic, crazy sale, (below) and a bunch of new bras (above,) and some other makeup spoils I’ll photograph upon arrival. I love being spoiled. And allowing your wife to suck your stupid prick on Valentine’s Day is no reason to stop any of that.
But that brings Me to the part about “Real Love Online?” Oddly, I always find Myself feeling…
Feb 09
Feb 03
I meet a lot of men that want to meet a Real Domme, like Me. Sadly, a significant portion of those men are not at all prepared to actually … you know … meet a Real Domme. At this point, all of you are well aware of the fact that I obviously run the fucking show and either you do what I tell you to do or you get thrown to the welfare queen dommes and Appalachian barbie princesses of the world. And you know I don’t give two shits about it one way or another because I’m well-served by many men with whom I share very strong, important, and real connections. I am not authoring this post to rehash the numerous I-Don’t-Tolerate-Topping-From-The-Bottom scripted rants out there. (For the record, I always believe that there is a give and take in any relationship. Even the most cursory reading of Foucault will teach you that power is fluid. Domination and power exchange relationships do not happen in a vacuum … at least not ones with any depth or authenticity.) But I digress …
Feb 03
I had a really spectacular weekend. Had a lovely, quiet dinner with My gays on Saturday. Afterwards, we sat around roasting marshmallows, laughing at you idiots, and talking about the idiocy that is submissive, slut losers. And then, because I get what I want, I came home and blew $180 on a Sephora shopping spree. You can see the previews of My spoils below …
Jan 29
I love you too …
Really. I do.
You’re one of My favorite boyfriends, real and imaginary.
And My recent dating experience has finally confirmed that I’ll end up with someone that’s about 60, give or take five years.
So let’s make her leave soon.
I don’t like her in My bed.
J’adore.
xx – Porsha Rajal
Jan 28
A whole bunch of presents and gifts arrived today for Me Me Me! I know I’m a spoiled brat, but you guys love that about Me. And you are deeply appreciative of the fact that I take your money and use it to smell great and look absolutely stunning! These are My priorities in life …
Jan 27
It’s hardly a secret that I love older men. They’re always My favorite companions, both in the vanilla world and the kingdom of kink. Not only are the generally better financed, but they just know how to be a good date. They’re, by and large, great conversationalists that have interesting things to say. And unlike their younger counterparts, they’re usually not trying to prove anything to the world. Of course, I have plenty of young bucks in My stable. Error is actually slightly younger than Me. But old men always have a special place in My heart. And today, I got the most adorable love letter from My new favorite …
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