The Best Findom On Twitter

Anyone that has been involved in findom for any amount of time will tell you that there are roughly 50 Dommes on the entire internet that can really fuck you over. And as one of My new recent favorite piglets, who has been involved in findom for 10+ years said, “that’s a generous number.” And anyone that has ever darkened the door of findom on Twitter will tell you, there are about 5 findom accounts on Twitter worth reading mixed in with the accounts of about 97,889,945 welfare queens begging for $5 gift cards and $2.99 thongs from Amazon. To make matters worse, there are about 3 wallets hanging around over there among roughly 56,873 entitled and completely broke losers that try to trade retweets for attention. Twitter is basically the craigslist of findom, except that on craigslist you probably have a better chance of getting paid …

Twitter is absolutely the bottom of the fucking barrel when it comes to finding a findom that can get it done. And chances are, you are already aware of this. So Porsha, “why do you do Twitter?” you may ask. And the answer, My easy, little pig, is very simple. I LOVE TO TWEET! I do not Twitter to find a good paypig. I do not Twitter to promote Myself. I do not do Twitter for any other reason other than sheer enjoyment. And no, I will not follow people back and I definitely won’t fucking buy followers. (You idiots know I’m 100% legitimately invested in the truth.)

And it doesn’t really matter because 99% of the men that can afford to fuck around with Me definitely do NOT have time for Twitter. They’re all out earning money to give Me, usually at exceptionally stressful, high-paying jobs. They usually load up My Twitter page once a day to see My fabulous musings for a brief reprieve, but they definitely do NOT have time for Twitter. It matters even less now that I’ve trained all of you morons to pop in over here for the latest spellbinding fabulousness that drips from My pretty, little mouth. But even 99.9% of My tweets are better than anything that whoever you were paying before ever said. So I decided that I must enshrine My best tweets of the week for everyone that loves Me. Enjoy!

As always, drop your wallets on Niteflirt. It’s where I do what I do better than anyone else has ever done it. xx

I signed up for the Starbucks app this week. You guys can start taking bets on how many stars I rack up. pic.twitter.com/78zNS4AFxQ

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 1, 2015

I fucking love stevie and TinyTim for going all postal on some asshole that left negative feedback on Niteflirt. I adore being adored. — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 1, 2015

I haven’t washed My hair in 5 days and it’s up in a Barbie bun. No makeup. Sun dress. Flips. And dudes are still up in My shit.

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

Stevie is so lucky. He bought something that goes with Me everywhere I go! pic.twitter.com/6srCb9kMwY — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

Cause I just don’t give a fuck. pic.twitter.com/jJIbo0lITA

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

I was totally going to post something to scare the hell out of racists today, but I didn’t get around to taking a picture of some books. — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

Test run for Stevie to feed My Starbucks addiction has been successful! pic.twitter.com/vwk0nDSAvr

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

Stevie sent! ☕ And he already left 3x feedback on Niteflirt. He’s working on developing a concierge position. pic.twitter.com/wSYowQPfd9 — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

Star update. I know I got 3 stars in less than 24 hours, but I swear I’ll probably be more reasonable. Usually. Maybe pic.twitter.com/qqRnw2WrkF

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 2, 2015

This is how your emails get read. Take notes! pic.twitter.com/i2LWakG10u — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 4, 2015

I finally picked up martin’s call. Looks like he’s showing his (in)dependence by licking up a hot, steamy load for Me! Happy 4th everyone!

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 5, 2015

And martin always sends cash after he calls on Niteflirt! J’adore! pic.twitter.com/5tgeNNiS7s — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 5, 2015

My scorpion roll! pic.twitter.com/D1yydaBFyF

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 6, 2015

Gross little pig called on Niteflirt. I hung up when his 1-minute loser warning went off. Everyone knows I don’t wait for you to reload. — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 6, 2015

And My grocery purchases pretty much say, hey, I’m a single lady. pic.twitter.com/tstf0ic8lp

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 7, 2015

And yes, I fucked the marine before dinner and Starbucks. It was fun. — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 7, 2015

Oh man, My feedback on Niteflirt is getting fucking epic. I LOVE IT! pic.twitter.com/MmSTJUddgw

— Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 7, 2015

If My ROI is low with you, you can bet your ass that you’ll be spending time with a domme that needs to google “ROI.” Adios! xx — Porsha Rajal (@ForcedIntoxDiva) July 7, 2015

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